So hot secretary kept begging me to try her juicy pears. "You've gotta try my juicy pears," she'd say. "You've got to wrap your mouth around my juicy pears."
I finally gave in. And boy howdy were they sweet and succulent and juicy and a nice handful.
They were, of course, the Harry and David pears
, which are ridiculously expensive (normally $37 for 6). We got them at the office just before Christmas.
Hot secretary kept saying,"These are like the best pears ever or something OMG!" Yeah, I guess, but they're just pears. They are pretty juicy. Disturbingly juicy.