And in today's news shockers
"TV Chef Rachael Ray: I Don't Diet"
It's no secret, of course, that the fat, little hobbit has porked up like a pig ready to go to the butcher's since she first appeared on the Food Network. Ray's remark reminds me of a line from Seinfeld.
Fat, naked guy on the subway: "I'm not embarrassed about my body."
Jerry: "That's the problem. You should be."
The article also mentions her upcoming hour-long talk show. God. Please, please just go away. I like Emeril, but I never watched his stupid, gay, lame-ass sitcom. And I used to like Rachael Ray--before her shows started airing on the Food Network for 14 hours a day, and then her idiotic magazine came out, and now this. Seriously, all you celebrity chefs, just stay in the f*cking kitchen.