Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Juicy Pears

So hot secretary kept begging me to try her juicy pears. "You've gotta try my juicy pears," she'd say. "You've got to wrap your mouth around my juicy pears."

I finally gave in. And boy howdy were they sweet and succulent and juicy and a nice handful.

They were, of course, the Harry and David pears, which are ridiculously expensive (normally $37 for 6). We got them at the office just before Christmas.

Hot secretary kept saying,"These are like the best pears ever or something OMG!" Yeah, I guess, but they're just pears. They are pretty juicy. Disturbingly juicy.


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