Bad Restaurant Names
Gary Larson once wrote a Far Side comic with the caption "Nature's way of saying do not touch" or "Nature's way of saying stay away." I forget what it said exactly, and I can't find it online. One of the pics was a psycho-looking guy with a gun or something wearing an animal pool floaty.
Here is a restaurant's way of saying "stay away":
I won't be going there anyway. At least the menu doesn't say "we delivery." Like every other Chinese menu I've seen.