Dos Equis Guy

Here's what I don't get about the Dos Equis guy.

(1) Dos Equis guy is NOT the most interesting man in the world. This guy is.

(2) Dos Equis guy says in the commercials: "I don't always drink beer..."

Really? Then why do we care what you have to say? Isn't this a beer commercial?

(3) He goes on: "...but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis."

That's not much of an endorsement. It's like saying: "I prefer Dos Equis, but if there's some Bud around, I'll drink that. Whatever."

Dos Equis, please contact me to fix your stupid commercials.