He's got a Ph.D. in music! Run for your lives!
Watching the latest installment of Hell's Kitchen last night. Have you ever seen anything more pathetic than that fat guy shoving Gordon Ramsay's maitre de and declaring how mentally superior he was because he had a doctorate in music? That's right, the hierarchy of intelligence is:
1) atomic physicists
3) music Ph.D's
If fatboy had shoved me, I would've stuck a trombone up his arse.