I Thought My Chocolate Pie was Sandier Than Usual

Two losers on Long Island were arrested for larceny and for tampering with a consumer product after buying Jell-O pudding boxes, replacing the contents with baggies filled with salt and sand, then returning the boxes for a refund.

Really? You thought this was a good idea? How about this. How about instead of spending all that time and effort on your stupid idea--and getting arrested for it--you spend time figuing out ways to make the $1.20 to buy each box?