You know what's stupid about Hooters? I took a buddy of mine to lunch at the Hooters in East Meadow recently. I've been to Hooters before, but my buddy hadn't. We're not bad looking guys, so I was looking forward to an hour or so of flirting with (hopefully) hottie waitresses in their orange short shorts.
But we were pretty much ignored the whole time. When we got there the lunch hour rush had passed, and the place was pretty quiet. However, instead of hanging out with us, the waitresses were all sitting down, yacking with the fat, middle-aged losers who were still there.
Of course, it's obvious what they were up to. They were pretending to be interested in talking to those schmucks so they get big tips. So, I'm assuming they were all regulars and guys who are so pathetic they have to pay to talk with attractive women. Not that the waitresses were all that attractive, anyway. Can you say muffin top? Flat asses?
And the wings sucked. So, screw you, Hooters.