Why I won't be rooting for the Steelers this weekend.
I'm not sure what I'll be munching on during the Super Bowl, but I know I'll be rooting for Seattle. Not because I give a shnit about the coffee-drinking wussy Seahawks, but because Steelers fans tend to be obnoxious assholes.
Until next year, I can only dream of what might have been for my Colts.
"Eat the grass, bitch!"