From Martha's Prison

Shame on the Discovery Home Channel for reviving From Martha's Kitchen. Stewart was, of course, convicted on numerous counts of, basically, obstructing the investigation into her ImClone stock shenanigans. That conviction, by the way, was recently upheld by the Second Circuit.

What's next from Discovery Home? Entertaining with O.J.?

No, no, you're right, comparing Martha Stewart with O.J. Simpson isn't fair. O.J. was acquitted at his trial, Martha was convicted.