Oooh, sign me up!
One feature in this month's Bon Appétit is an article on ideas for a Super Bowl party. What's on the menu? A pork sandwich with red peppers, a salad, and jicama sticks.... We are not kidding.
These ideas were purportedly generated by a man. A man who either (1) has never been to a Super Bowl party; (2) does not know what the Super Bowl is; or (3) has never seen a football game.
If I went to a Super Bowl party and saw this as the food offering, I'd leave. It sounds like the kind of party this guy would have. Seriously, Bon Appétit, if this is the best you can come up with, don't even try.