Kind of food related (maybe?)

Fat guy chopping water bottles in half in his driveway.

Some quick jokes:

If Earth is ever attacked by a hoard of unarmed water bottles, call THIS GUY.

"Mom told me to drink some water instead of soda. How about THIS, mom!"

This is what happens when you don't have a girlfriend in high school. (Believe me, I know)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dKwHOfd2dk&feature=player_embedded